I have decided that my life has become too boring and mundane. I suppose everyone goes through this feeling that “everyday is exactly the same”, and just how brutal it can be when you think to yourself, “This is it?” Ok world, I didn’t sign up for this….life is supposed to be fun, exciting, full of surprises (the good kind, not the bad kind), and on and on……right?
So, I’ve been thinking that the perfect solution would be an angsty boyfriend…..and the reason, well, wouldn’t that just add some fresh new perspective, having someone who is almost, but not quite unstable into my life? And the beauty would be because he is just my boyfriend, when I’m tired of his bizarre hatred of everything, and angsty mood…..well I can just tell him to go away. In the mean time, wouldn’t it be a great way to put some “spice” into my life!
The long process of finding just the perfect angsty boyfriend.
It would be ideal if he would not be around all the time…..as I really don’t know how much “attitude” I can handle (me being the meek, and quiet type). Even though I am reserved and quiet, I do enjoy alternative music, especially Nine Inch Nails.
I find that when I clean, or do boring housework…..well nothing helps me like listening to Trent Reznor screaming,
“I wake up
On the floor
Start it up again
Like it matters anymore
I don’t know
If it does
Is this really all
That there ever was?……
I feel a million miles away
I don’t feel any thing at all”
This is partial lyrics from his album, “The Slip”, released in 2008, song titled “million miles away”.
Album- The Slip
To listen to the song (a remix)…..just copy and paste the link below:
I like to daydream about being a million miles away on some Carribean Island, or in southern France….maybe in the Loire Valley….checking out all the Castles and great wine……hmmmm….yes.
The reason I decided that Mr. Reznor would be the perfect guy for this is because I enjoy his “tormented music” so much, and he travels a lot, so the issue of him being around all the time would be solved….(throw in some intermittent time of peace and quiet while he is gone). Plus the benefits….. I would probably get to go to his concerts for free….even be a VIP and meet the band!
The other thing that really “sealed the deal” for me is the fact that he even has a song titled, “Every Day Is Exactly The Same” This guy would have to understand the service he would be providing for me by changing my life so it would NOT be exactly the same!!!
To listen to this song, copy and paste this into your browser:
Other Reasons Mr. Reznor Would Be A Good Angsty Boyfriend.
Well, I did have to do some research….so here is what I found:
Please note the toilet scrubber in his hand in this picture. That is really a turn on for me….a man who cleans, he is on the far left.
He has unusual fans.
I'm so excited!
He likes to play hide and seek.
I see you
I know this is kind of weird….a grown man who likes to play hide and seek….but I’m trying to have an open mind and realize that everyone has a quirky side to them.
He is not afraid to ask other men about fashion when shopping.
What do you think about these shoes?
And…..most of all….he is Angsty.
"I'd rather die.....than give you control!"
Now I just have to convince my husband…..and Trent Reznor, that this would be a good idea.
Wish me luck.
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