I have decided that my life has become too boring and mundane. I suppose everyone goes through this feeling that “everyday is exactly the same”, and just how brutal it can be when you think to yourself, “This is it?” Ok world, I didn’t sign up for this….life is supposed to be fun, exciting, full of surprises (the good kind, not the bad kind), and on and on……right?
So, I’ve been thinking that the perfect solution would be an angsty boyfriend…..and the reason, well, wouldn’t that just add some fresh new perspective, having someone who is almost, but not quite unstable into my life? And the beauty would be because he is just my boyfriend, when I’m tired of his bizarre hatred of everything, and angsty mood…..well I can just tell him to go away. In the mean time, wouldn’t it be a great way to put some “spice” into my life!
The long process of finding just the perfect angsty boyfriend.
It would be ideal if he would not be around all the time…..as I really don’t know how much “attitude” I can handle (me being the meek, and quiet type). Even though I am reserved and quiet, I do enjoy alternative music, especially Nine Inch Nails.
I find that when I clean, or do boring housework…..well nothing helps me like listening to Trent Reznor screaming,
“I wake up
On the floor
Start it up again
Like it matters anymore
I don’t know
If it does
Is this really all
That there ever was?……
I feel a million miles away
I don’t feel any thing at all”
This is partial lyrics from his album, “The Slip”, released in 2008, song titled “million miles away”.
To listen to the song (a remix)…..just copy and paste the link below:
http://remix.nin.com/play/mix?id=13283
I like to daydream about being a million miles away on some Carribean Island, or in southern France….maybe in the Loire Valley….checking out all the Castles and great wine……hmmmm….yes.
The reason I decided that Mr. Reznor would be the perfect guy for this is because I enjoy his “tormented music” so much, and he travels a lot, so the issue of him being around all the time would be solved….(throw in some intermittent time of peace and quiet while he is gone). Plus the benefits….. I would probably get to go to his concerts for free….even be a VIP and meet the band!
The other thing that really “sealed the deal” for me is the fact that he even has a song titled, “Every Day Is Exactly The Same” This guy would have to understand the service he would be providing for me by changing my life so it would NOT be exactly the same!!!
To listen to this song, copy and paste this into your browser:
http://remix.nin.com/play/mix?id=143
Other Reasons Mr. Reznor Would Be A Good Angsty Boyfriend.
Well, I did have to do some research….so here is what I found:
He Cleans.
Please note the toilet scrubber in his hand in this picture. That is really a turn on for me….a man who cleans, he is on the far left.
He has unusual fans.
He likes to play hide and seek.
I know this is kind of weird….a grown man who likes to play hide and seek….but I’m trying to have an open mind and realize that everyone has a quirky side to them.
He is not afraid to ask other men about fashion when shopping.
And…..most of all….he is Angsty.
Now I just have to convince my husband…..and Trent Reznor, that this would be a good idea.
Wish me luck.
Trisho,
Interesting post. I did not read the whole thing. It occurs to me a better way is to set a challenge for yourself. Try to do something worthwhile yet challenging. Could that add the spice that you need?
Could you elaborate? Please keep in mind….this is just my twisted humor coming out here. I see people all the time where their “real” life is very bizarre to me….and I wouldn’t want to live that kind of life ALL THE TIME. You know what I’m talking about, the dysfunctional people.
Oh yeah! I know what you mean about the dysfunctional types.
I can’t really elaborate since I don’t know you. Perhaps take on a musical project in your vicinity. I probably don’t know what I’m talking about…
I just realized….you never read the whole post. Maybe you should….then you will see why I needed an angsty boyfriend…Ha!
Wow! Two years later. I don’t know what to say. Are you in Alaska?
Yes…..freezing my derierre off here! No jobs where I was living and knew I could find work here. Yeah, all the jobs are here….that is why everyone is moving here. Kind of pathetic…the economy goes to hell, and the only place to find work is in hell. Aaaahhh….
Hell? What hell are you talking about? You have a job, be happy. Alaska is an interesting place, no?
This is hilarious! I think he’s talking about heroin in that song though. You could always consider dating a heroin addict. It would certainly add spice to your life! I found out that an ex-girlfriend of mine became an addict and actually tried to help her. It didn’t really work out but it did add spice!
Yeah Scott,
I have no idea what he is talking about in most of his songs….but….I really like the music! I know he used to be into drugs (like most rock stars), but for several years now, he has been “clean”….no drugs or alcohol either I believe!
Actually, I really like many of the remixes he has on his site….and I commend him for letting others mess with his music to make it into something completely different.
I have to say also…..my son read this and told me it was “stupid”, then he was upset because he said, “You would be cheating on dad”. At that point I had to explain to him that it was just for humor……and I did not mention anything about actually “sleeping” with this guy. In fact….I’m not even attracted to him….and I highly doubt we would even get along at all……Mr. Reznor and myself.
Besides…..I think he has a real “potty” mouth….and I just don’t like that at all……lol!
Your experience with your ex-girlfriend confirms my theory that having someone with “problems” would put some “spice” into my life….ha!
I’m glad you see the humor in it.
Trisho
Okay, okay. I’ve got it!
Listen to a bunch of NIN, watch the music videos, some woodstock 2 footage (classic). keep trent on tv…
Close your eyes, and have crazy wild sex with your husband. Say stuff like, “Oh Trent, fuck me like an animal!” and when he tries to say, “I’m not trent,” smack him upside his head, and then sit on his face so he can’t talk anymore.
spicy:)
Wow….that is definitely “spicy” But I think I will pretend it is that polo guy…..you know, “Nacho Figueras” (if you don’t know who he is….google him….now he is hot! A hot Latin lover that boy is….lol….oh my!
Oh….I think it is really funny he goes by the name “Nacho”…..lol….not a cool name for a hot angsty boyfriend!
I am normally quiet and reserved, but my angst shows up while watching the nightly news and at “Hello Kitty” meetups. I live in New Jersey, so I wouldn’t be one of those guys who’s around all the time.
I clean, cook, and do landscaping, but I don’t do heroin. (I’m afraid of needles.) 😦
Well,
As long as you can be angsty, and not be around all the time…that sounds good! lol! I don’t need a drug addict….that would be too stressful…..all the hallucinations and bizarre behavior would be too difficult to deal with.
I could use a gardener…..
Do you still need a gardener? A pool boy? I can cook, clean, and iron with an incredible amount of angst!