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Numb
On the brink
Of a mental meltdown

Trusted you
Waited for you
Realizing you will never take me seriously
The way I feel for you
You don’t feel for me

Stabs me deeply
The pain of knowing
This will never come to be

There is no “us”
Only me
Wishing
Wanting
Hoping

You are so jaded
You won’t forget my transgression
There is no forgiveness
You will never trust me

I am trapped
In limbo
I scream inside
To be set free
Since you won’t have me

Still I am trapped
Cannot move forward
Cannot move backwards

I am left to suffer
Your cruel indifference
I wait and wonder
What will become of me?

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Father’s day is soon approaching, and will be on Sunday June 19th. I’ve decided that there just aren’t very many good gift ideas, so I did some research for some unusual gifts.

I know if my dad were still alive, he would be thrilled to receive any of the following gifts shown below (well, he might not like the stuffed unicorn). But hey! These are fun and wacky gifts to give dad to show your appreciation for all he does!

So, forget the usual “tie” gift, and check out these neat and nifty gifts!

Dad's dream chainsaw

Every dad needs a chainsaw (unless he lives in the desert)…..so, why not make it flashy and artistic!

 

My dad loved food….he was a happy jolly man with a big belly to prove it! If you have a lot of time, maybe bake dad this cute owl, and tiny owl babies to munch on. Yum!

Or, if your dad is a health freak, and he would rather eat raw fish, try making him some cute hello kitty sushi! Fun!

 

If dad is having a bad day, he might need to carry his flask with him….

Dad works hard at the office, I’m sure he could use a cute bear USB port and clock to cheer him up!

 

If dad is a beer drinker, he could really use a cute DJ kitty bottle opener!

 

Finally, I put the unicorn pillow as a possible gift, as well, just look at that silly face….it will put a smile on dad’s face for sure.

 

Please let me know what you plan to get your dad for father’s day, and remember…..he does NOT want a tie.

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You may or may not know, awhile back I did a post about how my life was boring, and I needed an angsty boyfriend…to spice things up.

The obvious person to fill that role was Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails, and I explained the reasons for this choice in that particular blog.

Well, the former drummer for NIN is Josh Freese. He works with all kinds of bands, I can’t even name all of them (I do know one is Devo). But anyway, I like to follow Josh on Twitter, http://twitter.com/joshfreese), as he has some really interesting and funny things to say, as he describes in his Bio, he is an “All around nut.”

I decided that he is really kind of nutty, as he posted pictures of himself driving to go get a vasectomy, and also post-op pictures of his recuperation.  That is really getting personal with “the whole world” if you ask me.  But, for whatever reason he does these things, you just don’t know what he will post next (so intriguing huh?).

Josh makes these bizarre short video clips about various things going on in his life, and I happen to find them quite entertaining. This is how I live my life vicariously, watching the strange things that other people do. Yeah, I know….don’t tell me.

Well, check out this video he made:

Oh, to have a life where all you are worried about is getting some “Sweet’ n Low.”

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So, I found this old advertisement for “vitamins”, that gave housewives “super energy”………. and it it hilarious.

I’m thinking, “I need those vitamins”, as it seems I just don’t have the energy to  “shampoo the carpet, give the dog a bath, clean out the garage, go through all the closets and get rid of extra “stuff”, clean the baseboards, dust the lamps and fans, weed the flower gardens….all that besides the everyday stuff of cooking, cleaning, laundry,and basic pick up and put away things that everyone else didn’t put away.”

Oh....the good ol' days!

What do you suppose was in those vitamins?  I’m sure today they are “illegal”…..oh well.

Any thoughts?

 

 

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The news is that World War Three is supposed to start in November of this year (yes 2010), and end in 2014.

To make things worse, it isn’t going to be just any old war….no….there will be nukes too!

So, in preparation of this impending “End of the world” and “Armageddon”, I have been searching for information, equipment, and supplies to better survive this soon to be doomsday event.

The weird thing is I was talking on the phone with one of my brothers, just yesterday, and I happened to mention to him, “Oh, by the way, WWIII is supposed to start in November”. To my surprise, he replied, “Yeah, I know….right before the elections”. The even weirder thing is we were so blasé about it, and nonchalant…..like that is some kind of normal part of a conversation. I kind of laughed to myself, as I thought how bizarre our conversation would sound to an outsider.

The basic nuclear survival kit.

We both laughed, as he stated….”you tell Steve this kind of stuff all the time, and he ignores you right?”, and I replied, “yes, he thinks i’m crazy”, and he said, “Well, Birdie ignores me too!” (Birdie is his wife’s nickname).

So, I told him I was researching for bomb shelter information, either a ready-made one, or instructions on how to build one, and that I would e-mail him the video of the prediction I saw regarding this WWIII.

Home sweet home. Looks like the yellow submarine?

I really hope this “war thing” isn’t going to happen, as I really don’t like camping. I know you are thinking, “What? What is she talking about?” But lets face it, whenever a disaster happens, it is just like camping. No electricity, no running water, no microwave to warm up a “quick” meal, no T.V. Or computer. It will be just like camping…..and oh such an inconvenience. Especially the part about going to the “out house”, to do your duty. I just don’t like it period.

Ready made military meals.....don't they look yummy!

The last time we had water and power out was because of a hurricane (and that was just a week), I ended up dipping in the swimming pool (albeit dirty), to try to bathe myself. I was NOT a happy camper. I really like being clean and smelling good, I don’t like to sweat….especially all day, everyday.

I consider myself a “survivor” and non-high maintenance woman, I know how to do a lot of survivor type stuff, like fishing and hunting, and I have a post for you men later regarding why you should not chose a high-maintenance woman (yes, you really do need to think with your head…not the other one in your pants) for these type of emergencies….do you really want a whiny woman who cries because her nail broke? Or do you want a woman who isn’t afraid of spiders, bears, or blood thirsty zombies?…..yeah….you choose. But like I said that is a post for a later time.

So….I have some land secured in a far away remote place (an undisclosed location), and while looking for my much needed supplies, I ran across this, “Survival Island for sale”. Wow, how lucky could I be?

The ultimate survival island....has a landing strip.

My own island with an air-strip and everything! It is out in the middle of the Caribbean too!

And if you want to see a video about it, you can here:

/http://abcnews.go.com/Business/FunMoney/Story?id=3265516&page=1


The only bad thing, is well it is $5 million dollars (for the opening bid). Darn it! I just don’t have that kind of money lying around. And I really wanted my own island for this impending WWIII!

If any of you are wealthy and have an extra five million, and are feeling generous, please contact me, and we’ll work out something.

In the mean time, I suggest we all go to Costco, or Sams’ Club, and start stocking up on toilet paper and other necessities for this war. Also, if any of you want to provide some great survivor info. Well, please do share!

from: visualparadox.com

I’m trying to keep a positive attitude….but man it sure is difficult.

Ciao!

Trisho

p.s.  Here’s a link to the stuff: Survival

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Third place goes to Greece:

Second place goes to Serbia:

And the winner of husband of the year is!……..Ireland!:

Aahhh…..the Irish are true romantics!  Look, he’s even holding her hand!

Runner ups…….

And now I leave this funny quote:

LADY ASTOR:  “If you were my husband, Winston, I’d put poison in your tea.”  WINSTON CHURCHILL:  “If I were your husband, Nancy, I’d drink it”

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