The news is that World War Three is supposed to start in November of this year (yes 2010), and end in 2014.
To make things worse, it isn’t going to be just any old war….no….there will be nukes too!
So, in preparation of this impending “End of the world” and “Armageddon”, I have been searching for information, equipment, and supplies to better survive this soon to be doomsday event.
The weird thing is I was talking on the phone with one of my brothers, just yesterday, and I happened to mention to him, “Oh, by the way, WWIII is supposed to start in November”. To my surprise, he replied, “Yeah, I know….right before the elections”. The even weirder thing is we were so blasé about it, and nonchalant…..like that is some kind of normal part of a conversation. I kind of laughed to myself, as I thought how bizarre our conversation would sound to an outsider.
The basic nuclear survival kit.
We both laughed, as he stated….”you tell Steve this kind of stuff all the time, and he ignores you right?”, and I replied, “yes, he thinks i’m crazy”, and he said, “Well, Birdie ignores me too!” (Birdie is his wife’s nickname).
So, I told him I was researching for bomb shelter information, either a ready-made one, or instructions on how to build one, and that I would e-mail him the video of the prediction I saw regarding this WWIII.
Home sweet home. Looks like the yellow submarine?
I really hope this “war thing” isn’t going to happen, as I really don’t like camping. I know you are thinking, “What? What is she talking about?” But lets face it, whenever a disaster happens, it is just like camping. No electricity, no running water, no microwave to warm up a “quick” meal, no T.V. Or computer. It will be just like camping…..and oh such an inconvenience. Especially the part about going to the “out house”, to do your duty. I just don’t like it period.
Ready made military meals.....don't they look yummy!
The last time we had water and power out was because of a hurricane (and that was just a week), I ended up dipping in the swimming pool (albeit dirty), to try to bathe myself. I was NOT a happy camper. I really like being clean and smelling good, I don’t like to sweat….especially all day, everyday.
I consider myself a “survivor” and non-high maintenance woman, I know how to do a lot of survivor type stuff, like fishing and hunting, and I have a post for you men later regarding why you should not chose a high-maintenance woman (yes, you really do need to think with your head…not the other one in your pants) for these type of emergencies….do you really want a whiny woman who cries because her nail broke? Or do you want a woman who isn’t afraid of spiders, bears, or blood thirsty zombies?…..yeah….you choose. But like I said that is a post for a later time.
So….I have some land secured in a far away remote place (an undisclosed location), and while looking for my much needed supplies, I ran across this, “Survival Island for sale”. Wow, how lucky could I be?
The ultimate survival island....has a landing strip.
My own island with an air-strip and everything! It is out in the middle of the Caribbean too!
And if you want to see a video about it, you can here:
The only bad thing, is well it is $5 million dollars (for the opening bid). Darn it! I just don’t have that kind of money lying around. And I really wanted my own island for this impending WWIII!
If any of you are wealthy and have an extra five million, and are feeling generous, please contact me, and we’ll work out something.
In the mean time, I suggest we all go to Costco, or Sams’ Club, and start stocking up on toilet paper and other necessities for this war. Also, if any of you want to provide some great survivor info. Well, please do share!
I’m trying to keep a positive attitude….but man it sure is difficult.
p.s. Here’s a link to the stuff: Survival
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