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We are looking to replace the government of Egypt. Please submit your resume for this exciting opportunity to serve under the great leader Mubarak!

 

Required Skills:

    • Crowd control skills
    • Willing to be deceptive and lie
    • Not above corruption
    • Ability to swiftly say the word “yes” to any and all requests
    • Great negotiation skills
    • Experience handing tear gas launchers and guns
    • Most importantly, be able to restore order when there is total anarchy
  • There will be a personality evaluation for this position, we are looking for the desired attributes of a narcissist.

    You must comply to an extensive criminal background check (If you have a clean record, you will not be considered).

    Interviewees are recommended to come prepared for the interview by wearing running shoes and fire resistant clothing, just in case.

    • Location: Cairo, Egypt
    • Salary and compensation contingent on experience and brown nosing.
  • Principals only

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