We are looking to replace the government of Egypt. Please submit your resume for this exciting opportunity to serve under the great leader Mubarak!
- Crowd control skills
- Willing to be deceptive and lie
- Not above corruption
- Ability to swiftly say the word “yes” to any and all requests
- Great negotiation skills
- Experience handing tear gas launchers and guns
- Most importantly, be able to restore order when there is total anarchy
There will be a personality evaluation for this position, we are looking for the desired attributes of a narcissist.
You must comply to an extensive criminal background check (If you have a clean record, you will not be considered).
Interviewees are recommended to come prepared for the interview by wearing running shoes and fire resistant clothing, just in case.
- Location: Cairo, Egypt
- Salary and compensation contingent on experience and brown nosing.